sexadvicegoddess:

sarcasticlittlefuckk:

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I am crying I love this too much

(via piercetheveal-hard)


hentai-ass:

iguanamouth:

a-ron-hubbard:

wifipasswords:

He looks like some kind of straight white boy mermaid

iguanamouth PLEASE MAKE THIS A THING



HAHAHAHAHAHA

hentai-ass:

iguanamouth:

a-ron-hubbard:

wifipasswords:

He looks like some kind of straight white boy mermaid

iguanamouth PLEASE MAKE THIS A THING

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HAHAHAHAHAHA

(via piercetheveal-hard)


humorking:

"im sorry but i’m breaking u…"

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(via gnarly)


indepenisday:

My mom liked the idea and is now using the box as a case.

indepenisday:

My mom liked the idea and is now using the box as a case.

(via piercetheveal-hard)


boomsticks-and-firewater:

puellamagidolaon:

lovrdlogic:

When you crack your knuckles you hurt the skeleton inside you

Good, the skeleton needs to know that I am the alpha and I am in control.

Break your own bones to establish dominance over skeleton.

(via givingblowjobs)


i-will-die-laughing:

solarsweeps:

the dog all puppies aspire to be
he did it
he caught the tail

his face just says “what am i going to do with my life now”

i-will-die-laughing:

solarsweeps:

the dog all puppies aspire to be

he did it

he caught the tail

his face just says “what am i going to do with my life now”

(via gnarly)


pussykraken:

i honestly dont know how, when early 2000s dreamworks execs were faced with producing a cheap and fast knock-off capitalising of the success of finding nemo,  a movie composed of celebrities faces mo-capped and pasted onto uncanny valley fish people, fish puns, baffling attempts at hip-hop culture, mafia movie tropes, a plot stolen from a spaghetti western, a subplot shitting on L.A and jack black converged into existence but The Lord finds a way

pussykraken:

i honestly dont know how, when early 2000s dreamworks execs were faced with producing a cheap and fast knock-off capitalising of the success of finding nemo,  a movie composed of celebrities faces mo-capped and pasted onto uncanny valley fish people, fish puns, baffling attempts at hip-hop culture, mafia movie tropes, a plot stolen from a spaghetti western, a subplot shitting on L.A and jack black converged into existence but The Lord finds a way

(via cutie-tabootie)


whoredinarygirl:

my bank account about to be -20$

whoredinarygirl:

my bank account about to be -20$

(via cutie-tabootie)


*stares into the camera like i’m on the office*

(via cutie-tabootie)


virused:

list of people i like:

  1. dogs

(via fake-mermaid)